Saracens Cricket Club X - Saracen's ROW squad

X - Saracen's ROW

Captain : Simon Hill

DESCRIPTION:
Kiwi rugby player that joined our team and our family! Considered to be one of the best drinkers and the first one to be blamed for any practical jokes! Also is in chanrge of the fines...
ABILITY:
Spin off some sort / Middle order biffer!
NICKNAME:
Pies - because Simple Simon met the Pie Man...

Vice Captain : Joe Mahoney

Another great Australian that joined the Family. Saddly (for the ladies) he has now gone home...

ABILITY:
Fast Bowler / Right hand Bat / Man kisser...

NICKNAME:
G.I. - Because he hated and no one wanted 'Sloppy Joe'
Players
Paul Bradbury
One of the best Australian cricketers we've had, but had a comedy laugh! Has been included in the Saracen hall of fame and is constantly missed as we have no opening bats!

ABILITY:
Batting / Bowling / Just great really!

NICKNAME:
Goober - Something he did in his childhood...
Steve Charlett
Aussie / Welsh boy that scored 76 on debut and claimed to 'not be a cricketer'...
Played one game for the Saracens before deciding the English weather disagreed with him!
Trev Collins
An Australian god who amused us all (when we could understand him), an all round excellent chap!
Spent most of his Saracens career sleeping as he was always hungover on a Sunday.

ABILITY:
Opening Batting / Bowling / field anywhere

NICKNAME:
Wooky - No one could understand him, Saracens will always remember the shouts from the field that sounded like Chewbacca (when Trev wasnt asleep)
Ross Duckham
DESCRIPTION:
A friend of Rob Morgans that has been injected into the Saracen team on the odd occasion. All round top bloke who can drink vast amounts.
ABILITY:
Middle order Biffer / Can Bowl a bit!
NICKNAME:
Plugga - Needs explaining
James Dunn
DESCRIPTION:
Kiwi sociable bloke that has been introduced by Cheese and Pickle, real name is James Dunn...
ABILITY:
Dodgy Offspin / Middle Order biffer / Part-time Keeper
NICKNAME:
Kiwi Woods - very simple and helped in case of mix up with Woody (Aussie)
Clive - he will never understand this one...
James Kelly
Friend of Cheese and Pickle that helps out when we are short...
Chris Kennedy
Friend of Cheese and Pickle that helps out when we are short...
Chris Manson
DESCRIPTION:
Jack Daniels drinking animal that dosent know what a fork is. Introduce by Pies and Cheese, one of the best tourists in the side!
ABILITY:
Not sure Bat / Bowl a little.
NICKNAME:
Pickle - Brother to Cheese!
Jason Manson
Another bloody Kiwi rugby player...introduced to the side by Pies. Jason has rediscovered his cricketing ability and is the unluckiest bowler in the team.

ABILITY:
Fast Bowler (very unlucky) middle order biffer!

NICKNAME:
Cheese - Refuses to take his pants off in the shower, therefore must have a cheesey knob!
Ben McNamara
DESCRIPTION:
Friend of Fonzy that turned up to nets and didn't look completely useless. Likes watching Fanny score hundreds and can often be removed by some mediocre bowling!
ABILITY:
Batsmen / Keeper when short...
NICKNAME:
So far...
Macca - obviously!
Symbols - reference to lots of clapping and little catching when keeping!
Kym Moore
Aussie picked up by Dinghy at lords for 2 games in 2012...
Greg Munday
Aussie captain for the 2008 season despite a busy schedule and being unable to count. Is the main winner of the W award and enjoys drinking, good food and pommie bashing!

ABILITY:
Bowler (some times) / top order batsmen / Drop catcher...

NICKNAME:
Fonzy - Because of the great dancing and his way with the ladies!
Peter Munzell
DESCRIPTION:
Another friend of Morgs that joins when we are really short. Often gets something stuck in his eye (like a wasp).
ABILITY:
Middle Order Basher / Bowler?
NICKNAME:
Munz - Shortening of his surname, again not very original!
Eddie Von Gericke
DESCRIPTION:
Eddie was another introduction from Morgs Inc, this time a SAFA. An excellent cricketer and top class tourist who got deported home to SA.
ABILITY:
Wicket Keeper / Batsmen / Quick Bowler
NICKNAME:
Stumpy - Not only because of the keeping ability but also because he is short.